President Trump reveals he is alien ‘Kang’
At a rally in Huntingdon, Kentucky, US President Donald Trump sensationally ripped off his human head to reveal he is a Regillian alien called Kang.
It is not the first time Kang has appeared in an US politics; he impersonated Bob Dole in the 1996 Presidential election. The incident will create further turmoil for a beleaguered administration, as political opponents rush to claim Kang is not a US citizen and thus an illegitimate President. The irony will not be lost on former President Obama, following the Kang-inspired ‘birther’ controversy.
However, Kang brushed aside the accusations, stating that he was planted as an egg in the Earth’s crust thousands of millennia ago by his ancestors, and then successfully hatched in upstate New York making him an American by birthright.
Finding a solution
Kang said while his parents are aliens, it didn’t mean he supported illegal aliens, and that he would find a solution to solve the immigration ‘crisis’ in America.
While Kang didn’t give any clear detail on his immigration policy, he said it would almost certainly involve ‘giant tripods and heat rays’.
Inspired by Kodos
When asked about his vision for America’s future, Kang said that he was inspired by former running mate Kodos and had this message for the American people.
“We must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.”
When asked whether he could solve the decisive politics that have beleaguered the Republican party, the Regillian said:
“All hail President Kang.”