Trump awarded prestigious ‘Knobell Prize’.

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President Trump was been awarded the prestigious ‘Knobell Prize’. The sister award of the prestigious Nobel Prize rewards those on the world stage who are leading the field in behaving somewhere between a knob and a bellend.

Like the Nobel Prize, the Knobell Prize is bestowed across several categories by Swedish and Norwegian institutions in recognition of advances in bellendry, cuntery, prickery and life-long knobery. Elon Musk also received a ‘Special Achievement’ award in ‘extraordinary prickery’ for calling Thai cave diving child rescue hero Vernon Unsworth a ‘pedo’.

Infamous list

Previous winners of the Knobell Prize include: Silvio Berlusconi, Richard Branson, fictional cartoon character Megatron, Gwyneth Paltrow, Bono, Tony Blair, Michael Flatley, Madonna and Harvey Weinstein.

In reaction to receiving the award, President Trump released the following early morning tweet:

“The Knobell prize is the GREATEST award in the universe given to the GREATEST President EVER!!! Obama, who never won Knobell Prize, is crying right now. Believe me. Lock up Hillary. Build the Wall.”

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