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Vote Brexit or face alien invasion says Gove

Michael Gove, one of the leading figures in the official campaign to leave the European Union, has warned of an illegal alien influx – from space. The Justice Minister made an impassioned speech to hu...

NASA finds signs of Matt Damon on Mars

The search for life outside planet Earth may be at end after NASA revealed sensational video footage of Matt Damon on Mars. The video images have been attributed to NASA’s Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter,...

Simon Pegg will continue to make shit films

British actor and director, Simon Pegg has revealed in a recent interview with Complete Film magazine that he will continue to make shit films. The Hollywood star who since making ‘Shaun of the Dead’ ...