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President Trump reveals he is alien ‘Kang’

At a rally in Huntingdon, Kentucky, US President Donald Trump sensationally ripped off his human head to reveal he is a Regillian alien called Kang. It is not the first time Kang has appeared in an US...

Batman vows to fight ‘arch villain’ Trump

Batman has pledged to defeat Donald J. Trump, if the new US President wages war on America’s minorities. The Dark Night delivered the ominous message to the incoming President from the “Batcave” – rum...

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