Simon Pegg will continue to make shit films

British actor and director, Simon Pegg has revealed in a recent interview with Complete Film magazine that he will continue to make shit films. The Hollywood star who since making ‘Shaun of the Dead’ ...

Tories to bring back slavery

UK Prime Minister David Cameron has said the Conservative government will seek the repeal of the 1833 Slavery Abolition Act. The move follows an earlier pledge to scrap the Human Rights Act which coul...

Satan: Tony Blair will not go to Hell

Ex-UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair, will not be going to Hell according to the Devil, Conch News can reveal. The announcement comes despite widespread public hope that following his demise, Blair would ...