Batman vows to fight ‘arch villain’ Trump

Batman has pledged to defeat Donald J. Trump, if the new US President wages war on America’s minorities. The Dark Night delivered the ominous message to the incoming President from the “Batcave” – rum...

Vote Brexit or face alien invasion says Gove

Michael Gove, one of the leading figures in the official campaign to leave the European Union, has warned of an illegal alien influx – from space. The Justice Minister made an impassioned speech to hu...

NASA finds signs of Matt Damon on Mars

The search for life outside planet Earth may be at end after NASA revealed sensational video footage of Matt Damon on Mars. The video images have been attributed to NASA’s Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter,...