The cave diving team that recently miraculously saved 12 Thai children, will attempt to extract British journalist Piers Morgan from Donald Trump’s arse. The thirteen international divers and five Tha...
A Barnsley father-of-three has been reunited with his family after disappearing on the opening day of the football World Cup. The man, David Hirst, had been trapped in a basement room of his Stairfoot...
Theresa May will have to wait. The White House has today issued a shock announcement that President Donald Trump’s first engagement on his UK state visit will be with the jailed former leader of the E...
England football manager Gareth Southgate is set to lead Britain in the ongoing Brexit negotiations with the EU following the World Cup, the Conch News can reveal. Southgate, who has shown he has the...
English fans have celebrated reaching the World Cup final for the second in their history, despite having technically only progressed to the second round of the tournament. The England team’s manageme...
The Trump administration has withdrawn from the United Nations Human Rights Council, in order to step up its policy of rounding-up innocent children and putting them in cages. White House officials ha...
In an act of apparent heroic patriotism David Beckham is rumoured to have gallantly impregnated his daughter Harper’s teacher to deflect media attention from the England football team, days before the...
A Lancashire woman has contacted genital herpes from watching multiple episodes of Love Island, The Conch News can report. The hit ITV2 show, infamous for explicit sexual behaviour, has not previously...
US First Lady, Melania Trump has undergone a major plastic surgery making her virtually indistinguishable from Ivanka Trump, The Conch News can report. Concerns had been rising about the First Lady’s ...
Irish rock star Bono has finally found what he was looking for. His search ended after he found his house keys under an odd-shaped rock in his front garden at his Dublin home. Bono, frontman of band U...
