Trump awarded prestigious ‘Knobell Prize’.
President Trump was been awarded the prestigious ‘Knobell Prize’. The sister award of the prestigious Nobel Prize rewards those on the world stage who are leading the field in behaving som...
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Trump wanted Playboy Mansion to replace Camp David
Conch News can reveal following the death of Hugh Hefner, Donald Trump floated a proposal to establish the newly vacated Playboy Mansion as the President’s country retreat. Trump who vocally disdained...
Local man donates Facebook Likes to charity instead of money
A Birmingham man has donated over 200 Facebook ‘Likes’ to charity instead of money, the Conch News can reveal. Fifty-three year-old Brian Meeghan said he used make several cash donations to charities ...
Economists warn of devastation for all animal and plant life post Brexit
Leading economists at the World Bank have warned, in a new report, economic collapse could result in the devastation of all animal and plant life following Britain’s exit from the EU. However, despite...
Is euthanasia the answer to my parents’ uncomfortable political views asks millennial
A Buckinghamshire millennial has asked whether euthanasia is the answer to his parents’ uncomfortable political and world views. Twenty-three-year-old Lee Bradley, who describes himself as a ‘pr...
Hard-up millennials increasingly considering prison as a retirement option
Cash-strapped UK millennials facing sky-high house prices, rocketing rents and non-existent wage growth are considering prison as a fall back plan for retirement, according to a new study by the Youth...
Space Force to land first American on the sun says Trump
US President Donald Trump has pledged Space Force will land an American on the sun by the end of his Presidency. According to Trump, Space Force, billed as a brand new branch of the US military will u...
Trump orders bald eagles on White House Thanksgiving menu after Turkey spat
In a surprise move, condemned by animal rights activists, President Trump has ordered turkeys off the Whitehouse Thanksgiving menu this November. Instead, White House chefs have been ordered by the Pr...
Brussel sprouts to be renamed ‘Dover sprouts’ after Brexit
Brussel sprouts, Britain’s quintessential Christmas dinner vegetable and roast lunch staple, will be renamed ‘Dover sprouts’ following Brexit. Former foreign secretary and arch ‘Leave’ supporter, Bori...
Is another plague the answer to the UK’s housing crisis?
A new strategy has been proposed to tackle the UK’s dire housing crisis: bubonic plague. The proposal, dubbed the Plague Law, was tabled by senior Tories led by Jacob Rees-Mogg, who believe dramatic ...