The Metropolitan Police Service has moved to reduce London’s rising crime rate by legalising violent crimes, such as murder, knifings and acid attacks. Met Police Commissioner, PC Dame Barabusina Vale...
A six-year old child from Middlebury, Vermont has asked his father whether ‘President Mushroom Dick’ called his porn star ex-lover Stormy Daniels ‘Horseface’, The Conch News can reveal. The boy’...
Brexit and the election of Donald Trump lit the touch paper in a culture war that has been brewing for decades. Opposing the snowflake globalist liberals are the increasingly vocal hard right or ‘alt-...
By ironically defying the rules of physics, Jody Whittaker has been awarded a Nobel Prize for building a wooden blue box that can travel through time and relative dimensions in space. Mrs Whittaker w...
US President Donald Trump has appointed Kanye West as head of the US Federal Reserve in a bid to stabilise equity markets. The Federal Reserve was created by the Congress to provide the nation with a ...
Nigel Farage, former leader of UKIP, has warned of a ‘dangerous rise’ in foreign tourists entering Britain. Farage, currently serving as vice chairman of the Leave Means Leave organisation said ...
President Trump was been awarded the prestigious ‘Knobell Prize’. The sister award of the prestigious Nobel Prize rewards those on the world stage who are leading the field in behaving som...
Conch News can reveal following the death of Hugh Hefner, Donald Trump floated a proposal to establish the newly vacated Playboy Mansion as the President’s country retreat. Trump who vocally disdained...
A Birmingham man has donated over 200 Facebook ‘Likes’ to charity instead of money, the Conch News can reveal. Fifty-three year-old Brian Meeghan said he used make several cash donations to charities ...
Leading economists at the World Bank have warned, in a new report, economic collapse could result in the devastation of all animal and plant life following Britain’s exit from the EU. However, despite...
