Hull demands full ‘shithole status’ from President Trump

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Officials in Britain have demanded the city of Hull receives full ‘shithole status’ from US President Donald Trump. Hull City Council and local residents were reportedly enraged that Trump had overlooked the so-called “Toilet of the North” when he recently announced his list of the world’s biggest shitholes.

Hull MP David Hussey said the oversight was a cruel blow to the city which was working hard to build its reputation on the world stage.

“We are often described as the biggest shithole in Britain, and it is about time this wretched dump was recognised internationally.”

Local Resident Tim Grim said, “it’s a kick in teeth that Trump has not singled out Hull for special criticism.”

“It’s such a shithole that it makes Grimsby look like fu*king Venice,” he added.

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