Child asks parent: “Did President Mushroom Dick call his porn star ex-lover Horseface?”

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A six-year old child from Middlebury, Vermont has asked his father whether ‘President Mushroom Dick’ called his porn star ex-lover Stormy Daniels ‘Horseface’, The Conch News can reveal.

The boy’s father, Raymond Whitby, said it was a ‘disgrace’ he has to hear his young son repeat such crass language from the nation’s President. He also complained the incident demonstrated ‘how low the nation has sunk’.

“President Trump has debased discourse in this country to the point where my son is likely to hear more civil, mature and nuanced debate in a classroom of six year-olds,” he said.

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