US President Donald Trump has pledged Space Force will land an American on the sun by the end of his Presidency. According to Trump, Space Force, billed as a brand new branch of the US military will u...
Beleaguered British Prime Minister, Theresa May has told her cabinet she will skip key EU negotiations and attend an Isle of Wight music festival instead. In unusually frank language, May told senior ...
The Trump administration has withdrawn from the United Nations Human Rights Council, in order to step up its policy of rounding-up innocent children and putting them in cages. White House officials ha...
In an act of apparent heroic patriotism David Beckham is rumoured to have gallantly impregnated his daughter Harper’s teacher to deflect media attention from the England football team, days before the...
A Lancashire woman has contacted genital herpes from watching multiple episodes of Love Island, The Conch News can report. The hit ITV2 show, infamous for explicit sexual behaviour, has not previously...
Irish rock star Bono has finally found what he was looking for. His search ended after he found his house keys under an odd-shaped rock in his front garden at his Dublin home. Bono, frontman of band U...
Cycling has overtaken golf as the number one sport for city bankers and other high-ranking executives. A survey of 5000 professionals working in London’s financial district, conducted by Royal Citiban...
On the eve of their royal wedding, Prince Harry and his fiancée Meghan Markle have got absolutely arseholed and eloped to Vegas, The Conch News can reveal. It is rumoured the final straw for the coupl...
Israel celebrated its sensational Eurovision win with chicken dancing, gunfire and the murdering of over 50 Palestinian civilians who were throwing stones at the Gaza border. Singer Netta Barzilai bea...
The search for life outside planet Earth may be at end after NASA revealed sensational video footage of Matt Damon on Mars. The video images have been attributed to NASA’s Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter,...
