A Basingstoke woman has contacted chlamydia from watching multiple episodes of Love Island, The Conch News can report. The hit ITV2 show, infamous for explicit sexual behaviour, has not previously bee...
A Lancashire woman has told Conch News she believes a ‘massive dildo hat’ will go down a storm at her office Secret Santa present swap. Helen Stevens, a sales executive, who purchased the ...
Rome – Pope Francis has issued a Papal Bull instructing young couples to visit IKEA before they embark on the union of marriage. According to Vatican insiders, the supreme pontiff of the Catholic Chu...
While Brexit has dividend communities across the UK, it has also made Britons feel alive again according to a new study, The Conch News can reveal. Generation Brexit – a report by think tank Democracy...
The Metropolitan Police Service has moved to reduce London’s rising crime rate by legalising violent crimes, such as murder, knifings and acid attacks. Met Police Commissioner, PC Dame Barabusina Vale...
By ironically defying the rules of physics, Jody Whittaker has been awarded a Nobel Prize for building a wooden blue box that can travel through time and relative dimensions in space. Mrs Whittaker w...
President Trump was been awarded the prestigious ‘Knobell Prize’. The sister award of the prestigious Nobel Prize rewards those on the world stage who are leading the field in behaving som...
A Birmingham man has donated over 200 Facebook ‘Likes’ to charity instead of money, the Conch News can reveal. Fifty-three year-old Brian Meeghan said he used make several cash donations to charities ...
A Buckinghamshire millennial has asked whether euthanasia is the answer to his parents’ uncomfortable political and world views. Twenty-three-year-old Lee Bradley, who describes himself as a ‘pr...
Cash-strapped UK millennials facing sky-high house prices, rocketing rents and non-existent wage growth are considering prison as a fall back plan for retirement, according to a new study by the Youth...
