Irish rock star Bono has finally found what he was looking for. His search ended after he found his house keys under an odd-shaped rock in his front garden at his Dublin home. Bono, frontman of band U...
In a bizarre set of circumstances, a Boston man has reportedly met a woman without the aid of social media. Roxbury-born man, Michael Kennedy explained he met single woman Erica Lewis without the use...
Stamford Hill has become the latest area in London to undergo gentrification according to a community action group. Spokesperson Desmond Trend of ‘Not on Our Watch’ , which monitors gentri...
Three men have reportedly been mauled by a cougar in a Seattle nightclub. The incident follows the recent fatal attack on two cyclists in a remote Seattle woods, and sparks fear that America’s Mountai...
The agenda of the impending extraordinary meeting between US President Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has been leaked, the Conch News can reveal. The prospect of an incendiary summit...
There will be no Second Coming, the Conch News can reveal. In a rare communication from the Kingdom in the Sky, the Son of God announced he will not be not returning to Earth, as our souls are now ‘be...
Cycling has overtaken golf as the number one sport for city bankers and other high-ranking executives. A survey of 5000 professionals working in London’s financial district, conducted by Royal Citiban...
On the eve of their royal wedding, Prince Harry and his fiancée Meghan Markle have got absolutely arseholed and eloped to Vegas, The Conch News can reveal. It is rumoured the final straw for the coupl...
President Vladimir Putin will captain Russia into the 2018 football World Cup finals. Speaking yesterday at a press conference in the Kremlin, the Russian leader sensationally announced he will become...
Israel celebrated its sensational Eurovision win with chicken dancing, gunfire and the murdering of over 50 Palestinian civilians who were throwing stones at the Gaza border. Singer Netta Barzilai bea...
