Kellyanne Conway’s soul found in icy depths of space

Kellyanne Conway’s soul has been found in the far reaches of the Solar System, Conch News can reveal.  Donald Trump’s adviser’s soul was discovered by the Cassini spacecraft drifting though the murky ...

Batman vows to fight ‘arch villain’ Trump

Batman has pledged to defeat Donald J. Trump, if the new US President wages war on America’s minorities. The Dark Night delivered the ominous message to the incoming President from the “Batcave” – rum...