NASA finds signs of Matt Damon on Mars

The search for life outside planet Earth may be at end after NASA revealed sensational video footage of Matt Damon on Mars. The video images have been attributed to NASA’s Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter, and were circulated via the Reuters newswire.

 The footage revealed that a group of astronauts had left Matt Damon on the Red Planet after a fierce solar storm. With only a meagre amount of supplies, the surprisingly high definition imaging showed Damon utilizing his wits and spirit to find a way to survive on the hostile planet. Previously, it was believed that there were no human colonies on Mars.

 “The presence of Matt Damon on Mars’ is an incredible breakthrough and points to an environment that is more habitable than previously thought,” said professor Otto der Minde of the Massachusetts Institutes of Technology.