Category: breaking news

Jesus: I’m not coming back!

There will be no Second Coming, the Conch News can reveal. In a rare communication from the Kingdom in the Sky, the Son of God announced he will not be not returning to Earth, as our souls are now ‘be...

President Trump reveals he is alien ‘Kang’

At a rally in Huntingdon, Kentucky, US President Donald Trump sensationally ripped off his human head to reveal he is a Regillian alien called Kang. It is not the first time Kang has appeared in an US...