Category: breaking news

Batman vows to fight ‘arch villain’ Trump

Batman has pledged to defeat Donald J. Trump, if the new US President wages war on America’s minorities. The Dark Night delivered the ominous message to the incoming President from the “Batcave” – rum...

Man meets woman without the use of social media

In a bizarre set of circumstances, a Boston man has reportedly met a woman without the aid of social media.  Roxbury-born man, Michael Kennedy explained he met single woman Erica Lewis without the use...

Tories to bring back slavery

UK Prime Minister David Cameron has said the Conservative government will seek the repeal of the 1833 Slavery Abolition Act. The move follows an earlier pledge to scrap the Human Rights Act which coul...

Satan: Tony Blair will not go to Hell

Ex-UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair, will not be going to Hell according to the Devil, Conch News can reveal. The announcement comes despite widespread public hope that following his demise, Blair would ...